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I HEARD THE NEWS TODAY THESE ARE NOT SATIRES. TRUMP AND HIS OFFICIALS ARE TRYING TO PUT ME OUT OF BUSINESS!   The acting head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency told employees that he did not know the United States has a hurricane season.   Kash Patel, the new head of the FBI, has called the FBI “Government Gangsters.” He has started giving FBI agents polygraph tests to root out leakers and disloyal agents. Many FBI agents have been fired; 21% are reassigned to immigration cases. American criminals and Russian spies in the U.S. rejoice.   Michael Boren, an Idaho ranch owner and a Trump donor, is  Trump’s nominee to oversee the very agency , The Forest Service, he has had a long-running feud and legal conflicts with over his decision to build an airstrip on protected land. Trump intends to visit him when he receives his new 747 from the UAE. A number of Republicans who voted for Trump's "big, beautiful" budget admitted they didn't read the entire bill and didn...

I HEARD THE NEWS TODAY, OY VEY The government of Greenland is putting the country up for sale. It will accept bids from any country or corporation. The reservation (minimum) price is $2 million per person, or $100 billion (the cost of 3 data centers), and distribute the money equally to its 57,000 citizens. Russia and China have expressed an interest, Russia to control the strategic Nordic region and China to strengthen its near-monopoly on rare-earth minerals. If sold, almost all residents said they intend to put their homes up for sale on Greenhouses.com and move to Denmark. A number of other countries are watching to see what happens. If Greenland is successful, they also intend to put their countries up for sale. For most countries of the world, even $1 million per person is substantially more than their residents could make in a lifetime. Some of the countries will probably be sold to corporations because of their mineral or oil resources. Invested at 5%, people from...