The Sayings of The Don, the Capo Maga of Washington

 

 

On domestic policy. "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for me.”

 

On the Republican Party. "It's my party and I'll lie if I want to."


“You know the mob makes you pay money, right?” says Trump about a proposed US protection fee for defending Taiwan.

 

On the global economy. “The sun never sets on my golf courses.”

 

On foreign relations. “Ask not what America can do for you; I’ll tell you what you can do for America and how much it will cost.”

 

On fiscal policy. “Tax cuts for the rich, benefits cuts for the poor.”

 

On education. "Everything you need to know is on my media company Social Truth."


On Europe. "What a bunch of losers. Anyone with any brains or drive emigrated to the United States a long time ago."

 

On being told his programs will add up to $10 trillion in new national debt over the next four years and $500 billion a year to yearly deficits, he responded, “Not my problem.”


On why the Trump family doesn’t own any U.S. government bonds. “Only suckers buy the bonds of a failing company.”

 

On firing air traffic controllers and compromising air safety. “If flying was limited to private jets, we wouldn’t need air traffic controllers.”

 

On being president. Quoting Teddy Roosevelt, “The presidency is a pulpit for bullies.”


On Elon Musk. "This country isn't big enough for two narcissistic egomaniacs."

 

On renewable energy.  “Windmills [wind turbines] kill birds and cause cancer.”

Trump denies that burning fossil fuels contribute to global warming. “Global warming is caused by hot air balloons.”

 

On being told the science journal Nature suggested that the large cutbacks in U.S. foreign aid funding of health programs could result in roughly 25 million additional deaths over 15 years. “Fewer illegal immigrants.”

 

On American history. “The revolutionary troops defeated the British by taking control of the airports.”

 

Trump on Trump. “I’m gifted. People and governments are giving me gifts all the time.”

 

Trump on Trump. “I’m the greatest.”


Trump on Trump. "Can't help myself. I love me and nobody else."

 

Two other opinions.

 

Putin on Trump. Putin, quoting Lenin, calls Trump “a useful idiot.”

From Will Shakespeare’s review of Trump’s autobiography. “…a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.


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For more satire, see


Trump's World:  A Little Bit of Gentle Satire


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