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I HEARD THE NEWS TODAY THESE ARE NOT SATIRES. TRUMP AND HIS OFFICIALS ARE TRYING TO PUT ME OUT OF BUSINESS! President Trump has ordered new tariffs on Canada, using a law passed in the Depression. Among other products, it puts an increased tariff on importing Canadian hockey sticks. Trump also banned importing smoke from Canadian wildfires.   The Defense Department has designated its press office as a classified space, off limits to journalists. In the sixth attempt to apply tariffs, the Trump administration announced tariffs on countries with forced labor or importing products made with forced labor. The tariffs were imposed on 86 countries. Among the countries exempted  from tariffs were the only six countries, besides China, the U.S. has accused of using forced  labor. One country apparently accused of using illegal, forced labor was Switzerland. An American spokesperson pointed out the "gnomes of Zurich" as an example. President Trump has extorted over $400 milli...

    On domestic policy.  "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for me.” On the Republican Party. "It's my party and I'll lie if I want to." “You know the mob makes you pay money, right?” says Trump about a proposed US protection fee for defending Taiwan.   On America's enemies. "America's real enemies are American cities run by Democratic mayors. This is where my new Department of War will focus. American soldiers can practice their new warfare ethos by gunning down unarmed American citizens." On dealing with political enemies. “My motto is always get even. When somebody screws you, screw them back in spades.” On domestic subversion. "Jaywalking is  a politically motivated terrorist act." (Comments. If so, patriotic car drivers should run over jaywalkers. They should be protected by Good Samaritan Acts. Any damage to their vehicles should be covered by the jaywalker's estate or auto insurance.) On deportati...