Future News: A Little RoboHumor
NEWS FROM CYBERSPACE Hi Ho Silver The robots’ favorite streaming video is Botman. Humanoid robots win all the events at the 2040 Olympics. To expand their fan base, major league baseball teams are allowed one humanoid robot per team. In the first season, a pitcher named Cyber Young wins 162 games. More humans aged 15-30 marry their AI companions than other humans. Carnival Cruise renames its largest cruise ship the Love Bot. The divorce rate among seniors due to adultery skyrockets, with humanoid caregivers named as the co-respondents. The legal phrase "alienation of affections" takes on a new meaning. The federal government raises new revenue by imposing fees on autonomous vehicles, called robotaxes. A new, high-paying occupation is created, that of mechanics replacing joints on robots. Most of the mechanics are former orthopedic surgeons. Intel's directors, tired of Intel falling further and further behind Nvidia, fire Intel's entire top management. Man...