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I HEARD THE NEWS TODAY, OY VEY Reflecting the changing age demographics of America, World Wide Wrestling forms a new subsidiary – World Wide Pickleball. China’s 400 million senior citizens organize to pressure the government to raise their retirement benefits. The government reluctantly agrees, raising the minimum retirement pension from $25/month to $30/month. Miami tries to attract tourists by advertising itself as “the Venice of America” and extols its water sports. EGs (electric gondolas) are the main type of transportation. Mar-a-Lago Resort and Casino features a huge saltwater indoor swimming pool in the former first floor. Phoenix opens up its latest tourist attraction, called “Death Valley,” where tourists from the north try to survive in extreme heat with limited water. Anyone who fails the survival course gets his money back. Alaska gives tourists on cruise ships virtual reality glasses after the last glacier melts. The Grand Ol...