Trump's World: A Little Bit of Gentle Satire
I HEARD THE NEWS TODAY U.S. MARINES INVADE CALIFORNIA U.S marines in battle-dress storm ashore, securing the beaches of Santa Monica. They fight their way thru sunbathers, skateboarders, volleyball players, and joggers. Some marines are surprised on how poorly clothed the natives are. Deployed to defend federal buildings, the marines are faced with angry but unarmed demonstrators from the barrios of Beverly Hills and Brentwood. The Marines are ordered not to protect Tesla showrooms from demonstrators. After completing their mission of protecting U.S. property from the descendants of immigrants, a grateful president promised them liberty passes to Tijuana. Marines with Latino/Chicano names are barred reentry into the United States. President Trump says the 700 marines will make Los Angeles, a city of 3.8 million people, "free, safe and clean." Apparently, the only part of L.A. the marines went to was Disneyland. The marines, their mission accomplished, had to be airlifted out ...