Vlad Takes Draconian Action
The autocratic leader of Transylvania, Vlad the Inhaler (he had asthma), called together his cabinet and closest advisers, most of whom were relatives. In a short three-hour harangue he told them there was a financial crisis. The country’s currency, the dracma, was almost worthless. The government had borrowed a lot of money from Western banks. The more they borrowed, the higher the interest rate. They couldn’t even pay the interest on the debt, let alone roll it over. Vlad railed against the bankers, calling them a bunch of bloodsuckers who were bleeding his country dry. He reminded them that was their job, not the bankers. Foreign bondholders and banks were screaming for their money. As usual, he called the IMF to bail out the government. This would be the sixth time in 15 years. Again, he promised fiscal and political reforms. The new head of the IMF, a former press secretary of the Trump administration, called him a liar, called his beautiful land a “shithole country,” and said No ...